Teri Beauty Ne Mujko Appeal Kiya,
	Dusri Ko Reject Kiya,
	Aur Tisri Ko Select Kiya.
	
	Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon
	Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon
	
	Teri zulf kya hai raat ka saaya hai 
	Sar mudaa deeya to sawera ho jayega
	
	Tere ishq main janam kya se kya haal ho gaya 
	Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya
	
	Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda,
	Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra.
	
	Na teer, na talvaar se ghayal hue hain...
	Teri sirf ik nazaar se, ilzaam, Shaayar hue hain
	
	Birdy, birdy in the sky
	Why you poo poo in my eye
	I didn't sigh, i didn't cry 
	Thank God, Cow's don't fly ! 
	
	Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
	Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
	Kya zamana aaa gaya,
	Joote khata hoon wife se
	
	Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai
	Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai
	
	Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
	Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
	Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
	Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
	[Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.]
	Hawa hi hawa hai.
	
	Gam woh cheez hai
	Gam woh cheez hai
	Gam woh cheez hai
	Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain