Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon
	Pant wali mil jaye to ghanghre wali ko chor doon
	
	Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon
	Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
	
	Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya,
	Buddhi ne aankh maari, buddha latak gaya
	
	Dil hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel
	So my darling ... What's The Big-Deal ?? 
	
	Dil Logi Ke Jaan Logi
	Meri Jaan Set Hone Main Kitna Time Logi
	
	Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do
	Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do
	
	Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai
	Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai
	
	Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya
	Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa
	
	Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele  ka chhilka
	Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya
	
	Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai
	Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai
	
	Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
	Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye