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	Wife ....Wife.......Wife.........
	5' 6" jiski height ho,
	Jeans jiski tight ho,
	Chehara jiska bright ho,
	Umar 22 se 27 ho,
	Aisi apni Wife ho.    
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	Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
	Bhir main sab kahe side ho, side ho,
	Bambai, Delhi ya Gujarat ki paidaish ho,
	Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
	Aisi apni Wife ho.    
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	Parosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
	Dinner kay time candle light ho,
	Hum me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
	Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
	Yeh kavita parhne ke baad log kahe "chikne, tum right ho",
	Aisi apni Wife ho.
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	kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho
	agar aisi apni wife ho
	to kya hasin life ho
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	har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
	kudrat ki bhi aazmaaish ho
	khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
	ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
	aisi apni wife ho!
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	Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'
	             Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen
	Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga
	             Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga
	
	Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main
	yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow
	
	Aaj Tu Kali Hai, Kal Gulab Hoga
	Mujh Se Shadi Kar Le, Bara Sawaab Hoga
	
	Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
	                   Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
	         Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
	                        Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hog 
	
	Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar
	Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar
	
	Milna hai to mil
	isee duniya ke chaman main
	Phir kya milna hoga,
	         Jab laaash hogi kaphan main
	
	Maine tujhe dekha,
	handle badal badal kar
	Tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
	sandle badal badal kar
	
	Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai
	Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
	       Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
	       Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai